your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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