Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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