you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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