Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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