Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Come share oat with me in your robe
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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