just come out here and I will go home with you...
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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