I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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