i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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