I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
