We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Is it because I queefed?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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