Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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