She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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