they need to just BURY HIM!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Randomize
