yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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