I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I FOUND THE LEGS
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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