yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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