you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i drank out of a bidet.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm always down for nudity.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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