Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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