Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
