Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
