apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Randomize
