I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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