return my video game
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
