this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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