you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
