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(212): View more from New York

We won't sleep together?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name

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(310): View more from California

He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.

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(951): View more from California

I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal

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(620): View more from Kansas

I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs

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(303): View more from Colorado

and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster

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(815): View more from Illinois

is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?

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(702): View more from Nevada

On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.

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