May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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