How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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