Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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