In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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