Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Randomize
