Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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