So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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