is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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