her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Someone signed my nipple.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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