he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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