so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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