check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
