is your mom at the bar?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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