But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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