hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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