her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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