so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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