I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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