If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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