I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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