YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You were trust falling into bushes
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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