Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
