walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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