I'm drive I can fine osifer
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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