Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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