Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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