She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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