Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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