He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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